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Technology - Misunderstandings about the Internet : |
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The Internet rage has hit the mainstream. Unfortunately, nobody seems to know what it is.
The following customer comments are attributed to students
at a university campus computer store in the US...
Customer: "I'd like to buy the Internet. Do you know how much it is ?"
Customer: "Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette ?"
Customer: "I would like an Internet please."
Customer: "I just got your Internet in the mail today..."
Customer: "I just downloaded the Internet. How do I use it ?"
Customer: "I don't have a computer at home. Is the Internet available in book form?"
Customer: "Will the Internet be open on Memorial Day tomorrow ?"
Customer: "We're getting an Internet from you.
Are you guys having any problems sending out your Internets ?"
Customer: "The Internet is running too slow. Could you reboot it please?"
Customer: "We're going on holiday for three months,
can you suspend the Internet for us please ?"
Customer: "I have a problem with my Internet. Anyone know how to get the screens smaller ?"
Customer: "What do you mean I have to pay for Internet access ??"
Customer: "I lost my Internet. I switched it off last night and turned on this morning,
and it's gone. I just paid $19.95 a month, and I have lost it already.
Can you send me another one ?"
Customer: "The Internet site's giving me a busy signal !"
Customer: "Every time I call you I get disconnected from the Internet !" |
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