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A teacher was discussing about whales in her science class.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human
because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small.

A little girl stood up and said,
"but Ma'm Jonah was swallowed by a whale !

The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human being.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah goes to hell ?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
 
 
 
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