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Naughty - The man on the wheel chair |
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A lady was tired of living with men who were either physically abusive, who dumped her, or who were horrible in bed. So she put an ad in the paper asking for a man who
1)treat her sweetly
2)wouldn't dump her
3)would be good in bed.
Three weeks later her doorbell rang. On the porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs. The man said
"I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. You see I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."
The woman replied, "Yes, but are you good in bed?"
And the man said smiles slyly and says
How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
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