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Naughty - Petroleum Jelly |
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David buys a second hand motorcycle, the only thing missing is a seal. So every time it rains David has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
David's girlfriend invites him over for dinner to meet her parents one evening. But she warns him,
"No matter what happens at dinner, don't say a word. We had a fight about doing the dishes. So the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."
As David sits down for dinner he notices that nobody is saying a word. So he decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her onto the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her father and her mother is horrified. Yet, when David and his girlfriend resume their places at the dinner table, nobody says a word.
After some time David throws his girlfriends mom onto the table and repeats performance.
Now his girlfriend is will with anger, her father is boiling, and her mother is a little pleased. But still, nobody says a word.
Suddenly it starts to rain. David remembers his motorcycle and grabs his jar of Vaseline.
With a look of terror the girlfriend’s father backs away and exclaims,
"Okay, enough already, I'll do the damn dishes!"
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