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James and his wife are broke, so they decide that she'll become a hooker.
Not sure what to do Harry tells his wife, "Stand in front of that bar and wait for a guy to pick you. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If he has a question, I'll be parked around the corner."
A guy pulls up and asks, "How much?"
She says, "A hundred dollars."
He says, "All I got is forty".
She says, "hang on," and runs back to Harry and asks,
"What can he get for forty?"
"A hand job", Harry reply.
She tells the guy all he gets is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car.
He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE...
She stares at it and says, "Hang on."
She runs back to Harry, and asks,
"Can't you loan him sixty bucks?"
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