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A mom finds this letter on her daughters desk
Dear Mom,
I have eloped with my new boyfriend. He is nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But you see Mom, I'm pregnant and Osama said that we will very happy in his trailer in the woods. He grows marijuana and he'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want. Pray for us and science to find the AIDS cure, for Osama to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Lisa
PS:
Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worst this in life than my report card that's in the desk drawer.
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