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A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist,
"Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach,
and gold Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things," he asked.
"I know," she said. "In case I die before my husband,
I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy
looking for the jewelry."
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