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Cyber Jokes - Bill Gate's Death |
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Bill Gates dies and goes to hell.
The devil says "Welcome Mr. Gates, this will be your home from now on. You're selfish and a big liar. Still I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."
He takes Bill to a huge fire in which millions of souls are being tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes Bill to a beautiful young blonde sitting on a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says,
"I'll take this one."
One of his assistants asks,
"Why did you give him the best place of all!"
The devil replies,
"The bottle has a hole in it and the girl doesn't..."
"And the PC?"
"It has windows 95 and control, Alt and Delete are missing." |
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