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Dear friends,
I want to thank you all. For what you helped me with in this past one year.

I stopped drinking soft drinks... As they are better toilet cleaners.
I stopped going to movies... Someone may pierce me with AIDS virus needle.
I stopped dating hot girls... She might take me to bed and then take out my kidneys and sell it.
I stopped using deos... They cause cancer and now I smell like a wet dog.
I stopped eating outside... I might fall sick.
I stopped forwarding balaji, tirupati emails... All those wishes I made are now happily married.

Now... If you haven't screwed my life enough. Please don't ever call me again!
 
 
 
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