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A girl asked her mom.
"How old are you?"
The mom retorted,
"You never ask a woman’s age..."
The girl continued,
"Then how much do you weigh?"
The angry mom said,
"You can't ask that either... You will get to know this only when you grow up."
That night the girl spied on her mom's driving license. The next day she told her mom,
"I know you are 30 years old and you weigh 10 pounds.
And I also know daddy divorced you because you got an 'f' in sex."
 
 
 
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