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Two friends decided to go sailing, but got lost. After a day without food or water, they spot a lamp floating by. A genie came out and granted them one wish between the two of them. One of them blurts out,
"I wish the ocean is made of beer."
The other guy yelled,
"You jerk! Where will we piss... On the boat!"

 
 
 
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