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Absolute Comedy - Bungee Jumping |
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Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second.
"You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping
service in Mexico." The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the
two pool their money and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an
elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on
the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to
assemble.
Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. The first
guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up,
the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.
Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able to catch him, he falls again,
bouncesand comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding.
Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces
back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up - he's got a couple
of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, the second guy
Finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord
too long?" The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what the heck
is a pinata? |
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