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"What do you have to do to become a doctor?" my six-year-old granddaughter
Emily once asked.

Her dad, seeing an opportunity, said, "You have to do extremely well in school,
practice a lot of math and science, get into an excellent college,
make the highest grades possible, and then go to med school,
and follow that with an internship. Then you can start your own practice.
Honey, but you're really smart,arn't you?"
"You can be anything you want to be."
said the father with pride.
Emily gave all this a moment's thought and then asked,
"What do you have to do to be a queen?"
 
 
 
 
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